Monday, March 18, 2013

Grady's Snow Removal

Uncle Jimmy had Grady clearing Aunt Dorrine's driveway with this excavator.  Grady wanted me to know that Uncle Jimmy was helping by directing....

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Grady's new operator notes...and some pics

{Grady and Uncle Jimmy}
{Grady at 7 Mile Lake}
{Grady and Aunt Karen}


1. Bottomless pit
2. Hasn't stopped yet
3. Volume increases with excitement
4. Never ending
5. Again hasn't stopped yet, except to refuel
6. Hydrated in snow bank
7. Good thing he went at Goggy's
8.Lots of fuel sources here have peanuts
9. Pictures coming to parental units
10. Will call soon

{Grady's sun break on Anna Lake}
{Grady on Jimmy's machine}


Grady's Instruction Manual

Joe and Grady are up in Alaska visiting family.  Silly Uncle Jimmy and Karen are taking Grady out to the cabin for the night.  Here are the instructions Joe sent with him...

1. Works best when fed and hydrated.
2. Unit becomes noticeably whiny (and prone to injury) if over-tired.
3. Volume is stuck on highest setting -- attempts to repair this have been unsuccessful.
4. Allow ample time for unstoppable talking.
5. Moves almost continuously, bu when not in motion, will rapidly go into sleep mode.
6. May require liberal application of lubrication on surface areas due to dryness.
7. Requires wiping and inspection upon completion of waste disposal operation. 
8. Fuel sources should exclude apple products and peanut products, which seem to have an adverse operational affect -- most notably on waste disposal operations and allergic reactions.
9. Recommend connecting with maternal parental unit for latest operating system updates and system health check before powering down for the night.
10. Press GO and have FUN!